God’s personal vendetta against crappy football player

I love this story.  I've always been mystified by these macho jocks who make a big public show of praying before a game and thanking God when they make a good play.  AS IF God would ever waste one iota of his/her/its infinite consciousness on such trivial peepeecaca.  How arrogant can you get? So the big question... Continue Reading →

Dain Bramaged

CNN recently featured a story conveying the astonishingly astonishing news that dead athletes' brains show damage.  Well shit, you don’t need to conduct an extensive study to see that.  Just look at ‘em! Plus, if their purpose in life is to bash into each other and slam each other around and pound each other into... Continue Reading →

As American as God and Baseball

Here's something I didn't know that almost made me spew my lunch all over my monitor:  in Yankee Stadium, being present during the national anthem and "God Bless America" is mandatory.  They literally chain you into the aisles.  If you try to leave for any reason you'll be cuffed and thrown out of the stadium,... Continue Reading →

An Olympics worth paying attention to?

I haven't watched the Olympics for years, mostly because I'm just not a sports-watchin' kinda guy.  Well, except maybe for a few minutes of gymnastics, wrestling, or diving...hey, I can't deny my homoness.  Otherwise, I don't feel drawn to it in the least. Having them hosted in Beijing this year, however, makes things a lot... Continue Reading →

A touchdown for idiocy

“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. “I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

It’s not about winning or losing…it’s about poppin’ a cap in someone’s ass.

Obviously my heart is filled with evil glee is whenever some overpaid sports celebrity makes a national ass of himself, but it's even better when an overhyped sports event goes insanely awry.  I'm talking about last weekend's NBA All-Star Weekend in Vegas, which turned out to be little more than an excuse for these "professionals"... Continue Reading →

Gay-Gay-Gay in the N-B-A!

Normally I try to ignore the sports world, but it's been interesting watching the fallout after former NBA player John Amaechi came out as a big ol' gay homosexual.  Risky business in the NBA, or any other sect of the great Sports Cult, but at least he eventually came out with it.  Predictably, stupid reactions... Continue Reading →

Dodgers fans can stuff it

Wow, this is fascinating:  the folks at Dodger Stadium have just converted the entire right-field pavilion into an all-you-can-gorge section.  Along with a jacked-up ticket price, it guarantees that you'll be able to sit back and shovel unlimited amounts of frank-shaped processed entrails, grease-infused potato shavings, and carbonated liquid candy right into your drooling, gaping... Continue Reading →

Baseball: bring on the steroids

The sports world is currently atwitter because Roger Clemens ("one of professional baseball's most durable and successful pitchers") is being accused of taking performance-enhancing drugs.  Now, normally I give less than a shit about what's going on in the sports world since it's really just a lot of meaningless cult activity.  Especially something as boring... Continue Reading →

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