The controversy involving Syria has 32% of Americans thinking that it’s all part of the “end times” as told in the Bible. 32%! A third of Americans seem to think there will be a Left Behind novel written about Syria. More specifically, 26% of Americans think that the Syrian conflict is foreshadowing Armageddon. This is all according to Christian pollsters LifeWay Research.
Isn’t everything an indication of Armageddon for these religious nutbags? They’re frothing at the mouth in anticipation of all-out world destruction because it means they’ll be in Heaven on the “winning side.” Fuckin’ morons.
I just want to know how they feel about it now that Syria has agreed to give up its chemical weapons (which, naturally, it previously denied having). I guess Doomsday has been cancelled yet again. They’ll just come up with something else to label as a trigger for Armageddon.