Like OMG!!1! Miley Cyrus had, like, her 16th birthday party at Disneyland! With fireworks and candles and the princess castle and everything!!! And it was like a TOTAL surprise and stuff, OMG OMG!!!!@!!!
The theme park was closed for the supersized soiree, which included a four-song performance by the teen queen and a fireworks display above Sleeping Beauty Castle and 16 giant inflatable candles. …Organizers estimated over 5,000 people attended the special party, which cost $250 a ticket. On the event’s purple carpet — that’s Cyrus’ favorite color — the “Hannah Montana” star bragged that her parents bought her a new puppy for her birthday.
Does this make you want to puke your guts out or what? I wonder if, in her wise old age of 16, she’s figured out that she’s simply another of Disney’s products. That she’s not considered to be an actual person to them, but rather a cash cow manufactured from the ground up to make as much money as possible for the company. Essentially she’s a sophisticated singing, dancing, “acting” entertainment bot. God help her if she ever displays a human flaw or something…they’ll probably have her disassembled and wheeled away in a crate like the Ark of the Covenant.