Jesus Christ! I mean...Michael Jackson! Another celebrity/holy figure appears on a piece of toast, although this one at least looks like a genuine natural burn, as opposed to the silly runaway bride toast that some dorkwad unsuccessfully tried to sell on eBay.
So the jury found the Divine Miss J. not guilty of blah-blah-blah with a minor. Personally I consider myself "agnostic" on the matter. Did he molest kids? Is he innocent? I don't know, I won't pretend to know, and I don't care. Seriously. I'm not going to dedicate one minute of my life to caring... Continue Reading →