Most trivial lawsuit ever?

Kraft is being sued by some bored housewife who is disappointed that their guacamole mix only contains 2% avocado.  I'm sorta torn on this one...  I'm against false advertising as much as the next person, but a class action lawsuit?  Seems like a bit much.  On the other hand, as a result of this ludicrous... Continue Reading →

Starbucks: the new Hitler

Some dipshit woman is suing Starbucks for $114 million because they pulled a free drink offer before she could get in on it.  The email offer was meant for family and friends of Starbucks employees, but it was forwarded to zillions of people all over the country, far beyond the intended scope. So Starbucks pulled... Continue Reading →

No Lawyer Left Standing

I have a feeling that today's posts will be nothing but fluff.  It's just the mood I've been in the past few days!  Anyway, here's another gem from a coworker.  I get a lot of forwarded shite from people in the office, but this particular person always sends me good stuff! Impatient with efforts to... Continue Reading →

Shush, slag!

This is outrageous:  some twit decided to take a phone call during a movie, so someone asked her to shush.  She ignored it and kept yakking, so the shusher touched her arm and asked her to end the call.  Once again she ignored it.  The susher tried once more, this time touching her on the... Continue Reading →

Privacy, shmivacy.

Oh, this is going to be fun to watch:  AT&T is being sued for giving the government access to its networks and customer data.  According to the lawsuit, AT&T basically allowed Bush and his minions to snoop, sniff, snarf, analyze, and data-mine anything and everything they wanted:  telephone calls, emails, billing, you name it.  And... Continue Reading →

When T.V. gets ugly

Here's a particularly nasty case of reality T.V. taking a turn for the worse, screwing up one woman's life and causing her sister to end hers.  Assuming the allegations in her lawsuit against ABC are factual, the producers of "Extreme Makeover" coaxed this woman's friends and family to say (on camera, of course) how massively... Continue Reading →

Please don’t feed the lawyers

The scandal regarding the hidden sex scene in the popular game Grand Theft Auto:  San Andreas has come to an inevitable low point:  some twit is suing the game company because she bought a game with objectionable content hidden away in it.  Nevermind the fact that there was no way that anyone would have ever... Continue Reading →

Dubya Dubya Dubya Dot Sued Dot Com

So the RNC isn't above ripping off someone's design to suit their election-time needs.  Sounds about right to me!  Unfortunately (and predictably) the guy is still faithful as ever to the party.  He's like one of those gay Republicans who suffer abuse from their party all the time, but they're always willing to bend over... Continue Reading →


Still not convinced that spammers are the scum of the earth?  Try this:  some poor guy tries to opt out of a spammer's mailing list and instead gets sued and spammed by the culprit.  That's right, not only sued him for defamation and copyright infringement (???) but keeps on sending him junk mail.  God! ... Continue Reading →

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