Science! Thank goodness we have these people around to explain in sooooper technical terms just what’s wrong with all those homos in the world. It was so obvious.
According to a paranormal organization 85% of all gay men aren’t really gay, they’re just possessed by female ghosts that cause them to have attractions towards men. The Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SRF), which has 12,000 followers on Twitter, claims, “The main reason behind the gay orientation of some men is that they are possessed by female ghosts. It is the female ghost in them that is attracted to other men.”
As you might imagine, they believe that lesbians are possessed by male ghost.
If this had any possibility of actually being true, what’s wrong with it? I know plenty of people who could use a little Spirit o’ Fabulousness in their lives! It might help them feel some acceptance towards people different from themselves — and the very least it could do is give them an appreciation for campy cult movies.
Pretty hilarious stuff…until you start wondering if they’ve ever tried exorcisms on people possessed by these imaginary spirits. Innocent people are routinely tortured and killed by fundamentalist Christians trying to turn them straight, so I wouldn’t put it past these people to be into something similar. They all kind of run in the same herd, you know?
And if there’s any doubt about where these people are really coming from, all you need is this quote from their website about Pride parades:
Organizing such Parades in the name of human rights and freedom does not indicate that society is progressing. In fact, this evidences its decline.
There are groups who are opposing Gay Parades and these groups should be supported, even if such groups are in the minority in a particular country or city. Remember that even if a majority of people think that something is right, this does not make it is true. For example, if the majority says that drinking and driving is acceptable, does this mean we should engage in such behavior?
So you’re equating the way I was born…with a deliberate and dangerous act like drunk driving and the decline of civilization? Wow. I guess my eye color makes me a serial rapist. Probably causes global warming, too.
It just goes to show that you can dress up your bigotry in all kinds of pseudo-religious spiritual peepeecaca, but at the end of the day you’re still just a shitty human being.