News from the American Hellscape: Bullets and Bullshit

This "invasion" nonsense has been spouted by racist nutjobs for decades.  I remember in the mid-90's there was a lot of frothy-mouthed hysteria about the "Aztlan conspiracy", which claims that illegal immigrants are slowly and methodically invading the Southwest U.S. in an effort to re-colonize it and magically turn it into their own country.  Yeah...totally... Continue Reading →

News from the American Hellscape: The Whining Wall

Time for another round. This, folks, is a thing of beauty. Even today, after Trump's many broken promises, there are gullible nitwits out there who still think someone's going to build a wall to keep those dirty, violent brown people out, and they're willing to donate millions to make it happen (even though Trump personally... Continue Reading →

Religious conservative “morals” are anything but

Here we have two stories that perfectly sum up the fucked-up values of America's religious conservatives. Let's start with this: Republicans Are Pissed About Crackdowns on Vaccine Exemptions The fight against measles in a handful of states is facing staunch opposition from Republicans and anti-vaxx parents as lawmakers crack down on exemptions that let kids... Continue Reading →

So much for “protecting the family”…

Here's a story that's been making the rounds lately.  This woman bragged on Facebook about all the guns she owns, because Obama was gonna take 'em from her and blah blah blah, same shit we always hear from firearm fetishists.  But then... Texas gun advocate shoots and kills her two daughters In March, Christy Sheats,... Continue Reading →

It’s time for some gun-addiction rehab

Let's face it:  America's addiction to guns is literally killing us.  These addicts buy, sell, collect, and fetishize firearms with intense passion.  This passion is fueled by misinterpretations of the Second Amendment, absurd fantasies of valiantly defending their homeland against government tyranny, and racist/xenophobic feelings towards certain groups of people.  Oh, and many of them just have a seriously... Continue Reading →

Watch where you’re pointing that thing!

Wow, you Texas folks sure take that “concealed carry” thing seriously!  Now I’m wondering how many Texas guys are walkin’ around with handguns shoved up their arses.  You know, ‘cause it’s their Second Amendment right and all that. Texas Woman Arrested With Loaded Handgun In Vagina After she was arrested, Castaneda allegedly told the officer she... Continue Reading →

The saga of the gun-crazy shooter and the gun-crazy Sheriff

Ohhhhh dear.  The guy in charge of the recent Oregon mass-shooting is one of these people who thinks the Sandy Hook shooting (and probably others) was some sort of "false flag" operation by secret government provocateurs who are trying to scare the people into supporting a ban on guns.  And, naturally, the commie pinko leftist media is conspiring... Continue Reading →

A child with an Uzi: what could go wrong?

I'm not even going to question why the hell a little girl is shooting an Uzi. This story is perfect just the way it is! It has everything you could expect from an incident in the gun-happy Southwest: a 9-year-old girl with an Uzi, a head wound, and a shooting range called Bullets and Burgers.... Continue Reading →

America: gun-happiest place on Earth

About the horrific shootings in CT...  I already see the expected reactions:  one side screaming for more gun laws, and the other side screaming about their gun rights.  Both have some valid arguments, but neither will budge so they'll argue for eternity.  I've heard all the arguments for years, and I don't usually participate in... Continue Reading →

Arizona sinks further into a quagmire of asshattery by debating the “state gun”

Arizona's rudderless, batshit-crazy lawmakers trying to decide on a state gun.  A state...fucking...gun. PHOENIX - Saying the gun's role in killing Indians is not the issue, the state House voted Tuesday to declare the Colt single action Army revolver as the official state firearm. The vote came over the strong objections of Rep. Albert Hale,... Continue Reading →

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