I love the show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” so fucking much. It really touches that inner curmudgeon in me, it’s so crabby and absurd and it makes me laugh like no other show these days!
In a recent episode, Larry is taking some medication which gives his urination some, shall we say, unusual velocity. While visiting someone’s house, one drop of urine splashes up and happens to hit a painting of Jesus which is hanging right next to the toilet. It lands under Jesus’ eye, and Larry’s afraid of wiping it off because he doesn’t want to smudge the painting and also because he really doesn’t want to touch urine. He’s neurotic like that. So he leaves it and gets the hell out of there before someone notices. Of course, someone notices right away and they think Jesus is crying, which makes it a miracle.
Naturally this whole thing was like kicking a Christian anthill — they’re swarming with outrage. Especially on foxnews.com, where the headline boldly declares that Larry David urinated on Jesus. So the Foxtards are out in force and typing lots of angry words… They’re demanding an apology, demanding that he “urinate” on the Koran or a picture of Muhammad (good luck finding one), demanding that HBO cancel his show, demanding that people cancel HBO, blah-blah-blah. Say, haven’t you noticed that Christians are always demanding stuff? Anyway…
The reader comments on Fox News are priceless, seemingly typed by monkeys:
I challenge Larry David to urinate on the Coran and see if he thinks is funny being decapitated.
Notice he misspells “Koran” but gets “decapitated” right. Time to update that spell checker, dude.
If this were any other religion other than Christianity, there would be a hugh outcry.
Who’s Hugh, and why is he crying?
How is this any different from painting a swastica on a Synagog? Larry David is a PIG and so is HBO. I say get ride of both of them…..and may Jesus bless you too Larry…..even if you are an idiot.
Your child-scrawlings indicate that you feel this was a hate crime and that Larry’s just a Nazi ready burn Jews in ovens. Thank you, this speaks volumes.
Jesus is so used to all these! He is mock everyday, eversince he came
to earth!! Satan hates Him,!!so he uses people like this to mock him!!
I thinks all christians that are subscribe to HBO, need to cancelled
their service!! and boycout!!
New to this typing thing, are we? Bitch, please — nobody’s going to give up their HBO over one episode of a show they don’t even watch. The peeps love their TeeVee.
It would really be a shame if this little @ussy got tagged by a bus while crossing the street. Now that would be funny!
My, what lovely Christian sentiments! Jesus would be proud that you’re wishing death on a guy you could so easily ignore if you had something better to do.
I’d say that well over 90% of the commenters dare him to do the same to Islam and the Koran. They’re obsessed with pissing on and trashing Muslims. How sad that this was their first response, to say “Piss on Muhammad, Larry! Do the same to Islam!” These people live in daily fear and competition with another religion that they know nothing about other than what Fox tells them, which is basically that all Muslims are America-hating terrorists bent on destroying us. It’s pretty fucking pathetic. (I do find it disturbing that drawing a cartoon of Muhammad can get you killed — that’s a crazy overreaction of a different sort.)
But beyond all this, don’t these people have something better to do than posting on forums about something they didn’t even see? Shouldn’t they be out campaigning to limit the rights of others or something? You know, what Jesus would do.