...Because if I have to see Miley Cyrus stick her stupid tongue out one more time I'm going to fuckin' die.
Like I needed any more reasons to not give a shit about Bieber. "I'm a Christian, I believe in God, I believe that Jesus died on a cross for my sins," Bieber says in a new interview about the memoir. "I believe that I have a relationship and I'm able to talk to him and... Continue Reading →
I remember hearing Dr. Laura on the radio in the mid-90's, which was when she was second in popularity only to Rush Limbaugh. She was known for her "tough love" approach to callers' problems, which basically means she was an asshole to them. She put them down, she made them feel like bad people, she... Continue Reading →
This is so completely absurd that I almost don't know how to react. Almost. There's a website called Vigilant Citizen whose author is convinced that Lady Gaga is an evil agent of a shadowy secret society which is using mind control to shape the thoughts and actions of our precious, precious children. All this is... Continue Reading →
The sports world was shaken to its very core as Michael Phelps, darling swimmer of the 2008 Olympics, admitted that he did smoke pot from a bong as depicted in a tabloid photo. "I'm 23 years old, and despite the successes I have had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way,... Continue Reading →
Shit, I almost forgot to post my Tina Turner and Madonna photos! Clicky the links to see...
I love Larry David's stuff. His show "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is right up there with "The Office" (BBC version) for cringe-inducing humor and absurd situations. I'm not old enough to be a curmudgeon, even though I feel like one sometimes, but I can be one vicariously through him. And when I saw that he wrote... Continue Reading →
Like OMG!!1! Miley Cyrus had, like, her 16th birthday party at Disneyland! With fireworks and candles and the princess castle and everything!!! And it was like a TOTAL surprise and stuff, OMG OMG!!!!@!!! The theme park was closed for the supersized soiree, which included a four-song performance by the teen queen and a fireworks display... Continue Reading →
In other news of the mind-bogglingly absurd, Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana, Disney's latest mass-marketed child entertainment product) is going to write her goddamn memoirs. Her MEMOIRS! She's only 15 years old. What "life experiences" can she possibly write about? Her fame? Yawn. Her daddy's ex-fame? Double-wide yawn. Following your dreams? Gimme a break. Does... Continue Reading →
Is it me, or does the new Madonna single "4 Minutes" totally suck? It's got Justin Timberlake's fingerprints all over it, which means it sounds just like every other bit of mass-marketed twaddle out there. (It's either twaddle or piffle, I can't quite decide.) Blecchhh. Oh well, I guess it's nice to see her team... Continue Reading →