OK, this is downright ridiculous. The media is completely freaking out today because Bush was caught on tape saying the word "shit" at the G8 conference. Even the liberal blogs are going completely apeshit about it. Are you people shitting me? After all the shitty things this shitty President has done, everyone's got their shit... Continue Reading →
Most Europeans have an aversion to our asshat-in-chief, but this German baby's reaction sums up how a lot of Americans feel.
OK, this is highly amusing: Nintendo has given Bush a DS Lite for his 60th birthday. Awwww. Not only that, but they have kindly included the game "Brain Age", which is marketed as a way to keep your mind sharp when it's beginning to fail. Is this a mild insult, or is it an innocent... Continue Reading →
Did you vote for Bush? Then you voted for the NSA's ginormous database of phone calls. Yes, you pretty much voted away our privacy. Gee, thanks. Sure, they say they're not eavesdropping, and they say they're not connecting names and addresses to those calls, but we all know they're full of shit. They're also tracking... Continue Reading →
Randy sent this in yesterday: HA!! The Bush Regime commisioned a study intended to pooh-pooh the fact that humans are contributing to global warming. But -- SURPISE!! -- the study AFFIRMED the phenomenon. How are they going to spin this? Wow. Is this, finally, the proof? I'm really curious as to how they'll spin this... Continue Reading →
The political world is all atwitter lately about Stephen Colbert's merciless slamming of the President (to his face, no less) at the White House's correspondent's Dinner the other night. I haven't seen the video, but I've read some of the transcript and crooksandliars.com is hosting some video clips that show some of the audience's reactions. ... Continue Reading →
You know, all this outraged yammering about oil prices by our politicians doesn't mean squat until they practice what they preach. The Washington Post is running a great story about Senators from both sides of the spectrum who are driving very short distances (sometimes just across the street) in order to squeal about high oil... Continue Reading →
How does one pretend to love and protect the environment while doing absolutely nothing about it? Why, you classify golf courses as wetlands, then proclaim that America's loss of wetlands has finally come to an end. Bush, ever the creative bullshitter, has done exactly this, claiming a victory for the environment. What. The. Fuck. I... Continue Reading →
Whoah. Have y'all read about Helen Thomas grilling the President the other day? Why doesn't this happen more often? Oh, those questions she asked! It starts with "...why did you really want to go to war? ...You have said it wasn't oil -- quest for oil, it hasn't been Israel, or anything else. What was... Continue Reading →
A few days ago it was reported that a Mexico oil discovery could yield 10 billion barrels of crude. So my question is: when can we invade? Can we start bombing now? Hello, Mr. Bush?