One gallon of Red Diamond merlot, comin’ up!

Wine from a dispensing machine?  How utterly, utterly tacky.  And when they hit U.S. supermarkets, I will try it the first chance I get! Keg wine and wine vending machines just got supersized:  500 and one-thousand liter tanks have landed in French supermarkets. Bring your own resealable bottles, Poland Spring containers, jerrycans, whatever.  Or you can... Continue Reading →

Drunk-driving gay Republican senator is gay, drunk

Another Republican closet-case is forced to reveal his true colors (so to speak) in the most embarrassing way:  being caught leaving a gay bar where queer men do homosexual things in the queeny company of other gay homosexuals.  Oh, and he was driving drunk.  So he's repressed and stupid. Assholes like this who publicly denounce homosexuality... Continue Reading →

Like licking the seat cushion on a public bus

Last weekend we had dinner with our friends Nate and Carrie at the Purple Cafe & Wine Bar in downtown Seattle, and this wine was part of Nate's wine & cheese flight.  The winemaker's website describes it as having "dark plum and raspberry flavours with fragrant fresh hay and savoury oak characters."  Oh, really?  In our mouths it... Continue Reading →

Post-vacation thoughts

Well, it's Thursday and I'm finally getting around to posting something.  I've been extremely tired and busy at work since getting back into town on Monday, but the job thing is taking a turn for the better with a promotion and what amounts to a 26.5% salary bump.  Like, hooray and stuff!  And, might I... Continue Reading →

Bad Bill

Leave it to MISter Johnny to dig up a long, detailed account of the famous Bill W.'s extramarital frolickings!  In case you don't know who Bill W. is, he's the guy who co-founded Alcoholics Anonymous and its 12-step program.

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