News from the American Hellscape: Chick-fuk-U

Oh, really?  Chick-fil-A actually has a “vice president of corporate social responsibility”?  Wow, they’re so benevolent and caring!  And so typical:  he spews fluffy religious statements about helping the children, following a higher calling, etc. but he’s anti-gay and anti-choice.  Well, who has fewer abortions than gay people??  Another so-called Christian funding oppressive, hateful legislation against people his holy book says aren’t worthy.  Way to think for yourself, dude.

Chick-fil-A Executive Calls Supporting Anti-LGBTQ Organizations A ‘Higher Calling’

“The calling for us is to ensure that we are relevant and impactful in the community, and that we’re helping children and that we’re helping them to be everything that they can be,” said Bullard, the company’s vice president of corporate social responsibility and the executive director of the company’s charitable foundation. “For us, that’s a much higher calling than any political or cultural war that’s being waged. This is really about an authentic problem that is on the ground, that is present and ever present in the lives of many children who can’t help themselves.”

If only the rains had swept this monstrosity out to sea, with Ken Ham at the helm.  They could have taken two of each right-wing species with them:  two racists, two homophobes, two religious zealots, two anti-vaxxers, two conspiracy nutjobs, two corrupt bank executives, two anti-choice activists…  They could populate an island of their very own and call it Conservatopia.

Ark Encounter lawsuit: replica Noah’s ark park sues insurance companies

Genesis, this is not. This is the fate of the multimillion-dollar Noah’s Ark replica and theme park in Northern Kentucky, Ark Encounter, which is suing insurance carriers over coverage for rain-related damages to the property.

Fucking hell.  Will these gun fetishists stop at nothing?  They think they’re doing some sort of noble work, fighting “the man” and promoting the Second Amendment and blah blah blah.  But I just look at it as 3D-printing new dicks.  These guys (and they’re 99.9% guys) obviously suffer from some sort of inferior manhood complex, because they’re constantly looking for more ways to create/buy/own more and larger metal dicks that have no purpose other than killing people.  Such a noble pursuit!

3D-Printed Guns Are Back, and This Time They Are Unstoppable

A new network of 3D-printed gun advocates is growing in America — and this time things are different. Unlike previous attempts to popularize 3D-printed guns, this operation is entirely decentralized. There’s no headquarters, no trademarks, and no real leader. The people behind it reckon that this means they can’t be stopped by governments. Known only by his online moniker, Ivan the Troll is the de facto spokesman of an underground wave of 3D-printing gunsmiths. Ivan says he knows of at least 100 people who are actively developing 3D-printed gun technology, and he claims there are thousands taking part in the network. This loose-knit community spans across the whole world.

Our so-called President is a goddamn toddler trapped in the body of a dementia-addled baboon with stupid hair.  It doesn’t surprise me in the least that he can’t read or write simple words.  The man has the intellect of a doorknob, as his words and actions prove again and again.  Dumber than a box of hair.  You get the idea.

Photographer captures images of Trump’s handwritten notes, shows he cannot spell basic words

A selection of photos captured by press photographers showed a couple of folded pages in Trump’s hand—a single page of typed speech, with Trump’s ALL_CAPS handwritten notes marked underneath. Trump wrote:

Nancy Pelosi just stated “We believe that the president of the U.S. is engaged in a coverup.”


They want to impeach over acts that they did.

Dems have no achomlishments.I’m going to keep working for the American people.

Intentially had a meeting before

This comic sounds intriguing.  Naturally they were attacked from the outset and had to shop it around, because publishers are terrified of Christian snowflakes with persecution complexes.  “This comic threatens to bring the entire Christian world to its very knees!”  Don’t they say that about everything controversial, though?  Movies, books, music — if they don’t like it, it’s a mortal threat to their very existence.  Is their faith that weak?  Like I said:  snowflakes.

How a cancelled comic about Jesus and superheroes found its resurrection

The God of “Second Coming” is an irascible sort, frustrated with and unsympathetic to humanity, while its Christ thinks he can do better with a little kindness and some persuasive ideas. But around 2000 years after his “disastrous” crucifixion, Jesus finally gets permission to visit Earth again, and learn a few tips about saving humanity from his dad’s newest favorite son: A superhero called Sun-Man. Once there, he discovers just how far even those who follow his teachings have strayed from his message.

You just know that Trump would execute anyone who crosses him if he could get away with it.  He would absolutely do it.  He’d make it a T.V. spectacle, and Fox News would host it with ads from the NRA and Focus On The Family.  That’s the kind of world we live in, now.

North Korea Reportedly Executes Officials For Failed Trump-Kim Summit

Kim Hyok Chol, the chief negotiator who led the working-level negotiations with the U.S., was executed in March alongside several other officials in punishment for the outcome of the event, the newspaper reported. Trump and Kim met in Hanoi, Vietnam, for their second official summit to discuss Pyongyang’s nuclear program, but the talks abruptly collapsed after the pair failed to come to a deal.

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