Holy shit. Is Brazil about to have a Straight Pride Day? They’ve got to be fucking kidding. And check out the below quote from the idiot trying to get this thing put into law, he sounds like a real piece of work. “A protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys”, eh? Oh! Do you mean, as Gawker points out, the 250+ people killed in Brazil last year for being gay? This fucktard is right up there with the ones who like to wear “Proud to be straight!” t-shirts and then wonder why people start heckling them. They simply don’t get it.
I’d like to see some large city pass this law here in America, as it would be vastly entertaining to see their lame-o parade slinking down the street: a sea of popped-collar douchebags with their skanky girlfriends, stuffy old farts who have never even met a gay person, repressed whitebread families carrying Bibles and signs quoting scripture, and a few high profile anti-gay politicians who picked up young boys on Craigslist only the night before. Yep, sounds like a perfect hetero parade to me!
Sao Paulo’s mayor is reviewing the legislation, but hasn’t signed it into law. If passed, Heterosexual Pride Day will take place on a Sunday each December. The man behind the bill, Carlos Apolinario, told the AP that he doesn’t hate anyone, he just wants this day to be held as “a protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys,” of which there are many. Just ask the 260 gays who were murdered in Brazil last year for being gay.
“I have no trouble coexisting with gays as long as their behavior is normal,” Apolinario added.