Bieber luvs Jeebus

Like I needed any more reasons to not give a shit about Bieber.

“I’m a Christian, I believe in God, I believe that Jesus died on a cross for my sins,” Bieber says in a new interview about the memoir.  “I believe that I have a relationship and I’m able to talk to him and really, he’s the reason I’m here, so I definitely have to remember that. As soon as I start forgetting, I’ve got to click back and be like, you know, this is why I’m here.”

via iVillage

Oh yeah, and why is this kid writing a memoir?  What is he, 16?  Is the world really that interested in what he has to say about his short time on this planet?  I’m sure he’s filled up to his batter-bowl haircut with worldly wisdom.  Shit, folks, it’s time to sort our priorities!

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  1. I don’t know about you, but I find something inherently funny about Mr. Bieber. Like I expect him to be on Oprah and suddenly his mom will jump up and start laughing at everyone for not realizing it’s all a joke. Then she’ll pull out a shaver and take off all his hair laughing manically while he goes through the emotions of realizing his entire life was a lie(ber).


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