I was Googling around for some Halloween costumes, thinking about maybe a beer garden wench sorta thing, so I was focusing on “plus size” costumes since I’m not exactly petite enough to fit your average dress. At some point I ran across some Womens Plus Size Opaque Tights on an accessories page. See if you can spot the problem! Here, I’ve highlighted a few key areas. 🙂
Christ, is that thing even human??