Hey, girls! Did you know that eating makes you FAT? Fat people are gross. In fact they’re not even human. So stop that eating. ‘Cause you don’t wanna get fat like THIS chick. She could really use some dieting tips, the fat ugly fatty!
Proto-fauxhemian clothier Urban Outfitters is messing with young girls minds by selling a T-shirt that says “Eat Less.” It probably doesn’t come larger than size 12. Sadly, this will not keep one fatty from eating 10 Double Downs at once.
And while we’re at it, can I one again state my utter contempt for any business which has the word “urban” in its name? Thanks.