What in the holy hell is “vajazzling”, and why am I learning about it on a Christian website?
There is a grave and sinister new threat facing our college sons nationwide. College girls are now “vajazzling” their privates with jewels in efforts to tempt our solid, young men into fornicating with them and having babies.
Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation.
In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.
Oh those women and their VAGINAS, corrupting mens’ minds with their VAGINAS! If it weren’t for all those VAGINAS running around, men could focus on the really important stuff like praying. But no, all these VAGINAS keep jumping up and slapping them in the face and forcing them into making babies! If only those women and their VAGINAS would stay chained to the stove and cook for us men, all the world’s evils would disappear because there’d be no VAGINAS running loose.
Seriously… I can’t decide if this site is real or a parody. It’s just misogynistic enough to be real, but just absurd enough to cast some doubt. Hmmm. I think it’s probably real. Because there are some crazy Christian bastards out there, and it’s getting to the point where anything is possible.