I’ve been watching the way that Fox News carefully crafts its headlines to specifically target its mush-brained audience for maximum deception and douchery, and it’s both infuriating and fascinating. But their audience needs a real name, so I’ve decided on what to call people who blindly swallow the poison that Fox News feeds them: Foxtards.
What do you think? It’s perfect and describes these morons exactly right. I don’t think it’s being used as an actual word anywhere, if Google can be believed. Maybe it’ll catch on? I certainly hope so…I’m already kind of disappointed that “twunt” is already in use.