OMG Hannah Montana’s 16th birthday and stuff!!

Like OMG!!1!  Miley Cyrus had, like, her 16th birthday party at Disneyland!  With fireworks and candles and the princess castle and everything!!!  And it was like a TOTAL surprise and stuff, OMG OMG!!!!@!!!

The theme park was closed for the supersized soiree, which included a four-song performance by the teen queen and a fireworks display above Sleeping Beauty Castle and 16 giant inflatable candles. …Organizers estimated over 5,000 people attended the special party, which cost $250 a ticket.  On the event’s purple carpet — that’s Cyrus’ favorite color — the “Hannah Montana” star bragged that her parents bought her a new puppy for her birthday.

Does this make you want to puke your guts out or what?  I wonder if, in her wise old age of 16, she’s figured out that she’s simply another of Disney’s products.  That she’s not considered to be an actual person to them, but rather a cash cow manufactured from the ground up to make as much money as possible for the company.  Essentially she’s a sophisticated singing, dancing, “acting” entertainment bot.  God help her if she ever displays a human flaw or something…they’ll probably have her disassembled and wheeled away in a crate like the Ark of the Covenant.

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  1. I can’t believe that people actually paid $250 a ticket for this. I’m sure that all the freshly-douched doctor’s wives took the kids to treat them so that they could brag about it to their other freshly-douched “home artist” soccer-mom friends. If this shit is what’s holding up the economy, them I’m out.
    And what’s that about buying a puppy? Most kids say that they _got_ a puppy, not that the parents bought a puppy. Maybe that’s just the way that we say things here in Arizona, certainly a euphemism but a correct one in my opinion.
    “My parents shut down Disneyland for me, so I’m good for a while,” Cyrus said.
    With who’s money??? Certainly that would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, huh?
    Cyrus’ father opened up for his daughter with a few of his own songs, including “Achy Breaky Heart.”
    God help us all.


  2. hannah montana or miley happy birthday on your 16th and i hope you are having a fun time.And hannah montana or miley i wouid realy like to come and see you but i cant because we havent got any tickets so i hope you had a great birthday yesterday. and every day i watch you on tv and i love it and i love high school musical All my love tia leoni crook xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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