I love squirrels, but this — Holy Christ! — borders on the psychotic. Someone out there is dressing a squirrel in various costumes and making it pose in all sorts of silly miniature settings. I’ve seen this done with cats and dogs, but this is a new one. Introducing Sugar Bush Squirrel: Supermodel and Military Mascot! Not sure how a squirrel is associated with anything military, but there you go. (It’s almost, but not quite, as scary as Baby the Patriotic Bulldog.)
Notice the fibers over on the right-hand side of the photo? Hmmm, those look suspiciously like pubes to me. I’m not sayin’ this person is doing anything unsavory with Mr. Nutz here, but… I’m just sayin’.