Travel woes aside, if you’re spending time with family this weekend I wish y’all a pleasant and drama-free time!
And don’t forget America’s new traditional Thanksgiving feast centerpiece: Turducken! (Or Tur-Duc-Hen…apparently it swings both ways.) What is it? Basically it’s dressing, chicken, and duck all stuffed into a turkey. Sounds odd, but it’s not quite as weird as Tofurky and it probably tastes better. Or not. I honestly have no idea. I do know they’re expensive.