What a busy, busy time it is for closeted right-wing nutjobs and their sex scandals! A couple of months ago we had yet another Washington State Republican politician Richard Curtis get caught in a gay sex tryst…with a guy who then tried to extort money from him. Ha! He quit his job, but chances are he won’t quit the other jobs, if you get my drift. It wasn’t so long ago that Spokane mayor Jim West was caught chattin’ up hot young menz in hopes of luring them into a game of Wax the Carrot, and let’s not forget good ol’ Larry Craig who still swears he’s not gay despite getting himself in trouble with his “wide stance” in that public restroom.
In non-gay-scandal news, today we hear that a megachurch in Atlanta is now the epicenter of a ginormous sex scandal starring an 80-year-old preacher who knocked his brother’s wife. Holy shit! They just don’t stop, do they?