Speaking of retards, a certain Republican politician in Maryland has a giant stick up his butt about something that is obviously dragging our culture into the fires of hell: Truck Nuts. You know…the big rubber balls that truck-lovin’ tools all over America are now hanging from the bumpers of their gas-guzzling monstrosities. I think they’re funny and stupid — the first time I saw a pair of these dangling behind a truck, I did a double-take. “Are those…balls??” Naturally, this guy thinks they’re a Big Threat and wants them banned. He says we’ve “crossed a line,” but I think that line was crossed when Christians began hijacking Calvin & Hobbes images for stupid religious windowstickers. Fuck, I hate those. Anyway, a guy who sells Truck Nuts sums it up perfectly: “It’s a sense of humor. This lawmaker is looking out for two or three old women in tennis shoes. He’s got too much time on his hands.”
Be sure and check out the photo galleries on the Truck Nuts website. Wow, what a bunch of simians. Priceless!