The news about Republican Rep. Mark Foley’s endless flirtations (and possible sexcapades) with underage boys in online chatrooms is old news since Friday, but I still have to mention it. Yes, I must…because few things give me more joy than seeing Republicans squirm and sweat after one of their flock goes down in icky, lecherous flames. This guy has been particularly outspoken about the evils of homosexuality and the righteousness of GOP Family Values™, and now the world knows that he’s just another hypocritical GOP pigfucker who denounces the rights of certain people while secretly trying to lure them into his greasy, stinky lair. And the icing on the cake? His GOP buddies on the hill knew about his rampant boylust and did nothing about it. Disgusting, evil pigfuckers, all of them. This is Christian family values at its best, folks!