The sports world is currently atwitter because Roger Clemens (“one of professional baseball’s most durable and successful pitchers”) is being accused of taking performance-enhancing drugs. Now, normally I give less than a shit about what’s going on in the sports world since it’s really just a lot of meaningless cult activity. Especially something as boring as baseball…yawn. But you know what? I think baseball would be a hell of a lot more interesting to me if players were encouraged to shoot up with steroids. Why not? Pump ’em all up, let’s see some superhuman plays! Watch ’em zip around the bases like kids on too much sugar. And think of the fistfights! Hell, I’d pay to see a good freakshow like that.