Yesterday I had a naughty idea: what if I were to open up an online shop to sell Christian items? You know, t-shirts and mugs and mouse pads with cutesy, churchy, wholesome slogans on them. They would be quite easy to design, and the target audience would be everyone from mainstream American churchies to “Sunday only” Christians to rockin’ radical holy teens. I’d do it just to see if someone like me, who scoffs and snorts so much at their antics, could actually sell them something. It would be purely for fun, just a joke…and possibly a way to earn some extra cash. I’ve already come up with a few slogans that might be fun to use, but I haven’t fired up Photoshop yet.
Of course, I wouldn’t broadcast the name of the shop so as to remain anonymous in my faux holiness, or at least until I know whether it’s working… But if this happens, I’ll let y’all know when it’s online so you can try to sniff it out. 🙂
Is this evil?