I simply cannot believe some of the shit that ends up in my spambox lately:
Date: Jul 19, 2006 10:18 AM
Subject: Poke her from her vagina to her throat
After taking Penis Enlarge Patch you will be able to reach your asshole with your dick.
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You know, the thought of reaching my asshole with my dick just isn’t turning me on for some reason. I’m gay, but not that gay.