Tragedy struck the glamorous world of meaningless small-town youth pageants last week when the newly-crowned Little Mr. Apricot flipped off the crowd. Matthew Burgos of Patterson, CA, the surly 4-year-old responsible for the atrocity, was quickly dethroned and disgraced. His crown was snatched away and given to the first runner-up, who presumably didn’t make that particular gesture.
When asked about the horrific bird-flipping, one pageant queen said, “I would never do it, it’s not queen worthy.” Bless you, child. (Note: the child pictured here is not Little Mr. Apricot, but I hope he gave ’em all the finger with the same vehemence.)