Attention, goths! Is your dark, mysterious lover’s birthday coming on the gloomy, foul horizon? Are you writhing in an abyss of soul-searing torment, scrambling for that perfect gift that says “My heart is dead, and yet I still love you, my sweet suffering jewel of the night”? Well, feast your brooding, heavily-shadowed eyes on this. It’s the most darkly romantic, grossly unique gift that one lonely soul could possibly offer to another: the Giant Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Brooch.
Your beloved tortured one will caress it, wear it, even feed and house it. Because in the end, we are all just pitiful little insects crawling over this lonely, empty planet.
Thanks to our shadowy, suffering friend Troy for submiting this one.