Hot on the heels of the grotesque Bratz Dollz and eager to exploit every little girl’s desire to be a tarted-up little whorelet, the world is now being subjected to the stomach-churching stench of Pussycat Dolls dolls. I mean, they’re dolls of the Pussycat Dolls — you know, the internationally-famous slutgroup. They pump and grind their hips and fondle themselves for the camera while lipsyching deep, probing lyrics like “Dontcha wish your gir-frend was hot like me” and “You know how I feel / Winter’s running free / You know how I feel / Bouncing on the tree.” Classic stuff, to be sure. And now your child can own these snatchtacular characters in doll form! Perfect role models for tots everywhere. Dontcha wish yer daughter was skanky like dat! Dontcha??