My friend Jon sent this in:
I saw this and thought of you: “Holy” chip reveals itself to woman on flight
I am now thoroughly convinced that the virgin mary is a purple bubble headed alien. It looks like a cross between the tall thin robots in A.I. and the digusting aliens in Dreamcatcher. I am now compelled to go looking for signs of the virgin mary in all aspects of my life.
Bloody hell. If opening a bag of chips is all it takes to find God and Mary and stuff, then I’m off to the mini-mart right after work! And who knows…maybe if I buy some Hostess Ding Dongs I’ll find the Shroud of Turin imprinted in swirly chocolate. Oh boy!