Bag Lady

My friend Jon sent this in:

I saw this and thought of you:  “Holy” chip reveals itself to woman on flight

I am now thoroughly convinced that the virgin mary is a purple bubble headed alien. It looks like a cross between the tall thin robots in A.I. and the digusting aliens in Dreamcatcher.  I am now compelled to go looking for signs of the virgin mary in all aspects of my life.

Bloody hell.  If opening a bag of chips is all it takes to find God and Mary and stuff, then I’m off to the mini-mart right after work!  And who knows…maybe if I buy some Hostess Ding Dongs I’ll find the Shroud of Turin imprinted in swirly chocolate.  Oh boy!

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