I’m a little late blogging this one, but had to do it anyway. Some chef tried the usual get-rich-quick scheme on eBay by auctioning her miracle potato, hoping that a company like Golden Palace Casino would take the bait…even though it was obviously something she did herself. I mean, come on. I don’t care how long you’ve been cutting potatoes…God is not going to reveal himself in a fucking vegetable. Even if those marks weren’t made by the chef, they’re a natural occurrence and not something divine. But no, the website swears that this is a true miracle (a word overused these days) and she’s determined to sell it to the highest bidder. At this moment, she’s going for a $1,700 opening bid, and nobody’s placed one yet. Sigh. I wish I could find this at least somewhat amusing, as I’m the first to appreciate religious humor, but stuff like this gets more and more pathetic the more I see it. Thanks to Biker Dude for the link!