What do you buy for your spoiled little spawn when you have many thousands of dollars just sitting around, waiting to be spent? Why, you buy him his own SUV. What, SUVs are too big? Not anymore! Here comes the Junior Off Roader, an SUV for the cute lil’ tykes who want to guzzle gas, drive like selfish pricks, and hog two parking spots, just like Mummy and Daddy. Awww, so cute. And so resonably priced, too, at only $32,350. I smell a bargain! Thanks to Matthew Yanos for alerting us to this gift that no child should be without.