Finally we have a reason for Hurricane Katrina. It’s nice to be able to blame this horrible tragedy on something other than Nature’s tantrums. So who’s to blame? Why, Ellen DeGeneres, of course. It only makes sense! Ellen hosts the Emmys, wrath of God ensues. Duh! Thanks to Sarah Kidd (via Zanebee) for finally clearing this up.
UPDATE: I knew this news story was satire…I just wanted to blog it as though it were real. 🙂 It’s (almost) too ridiculous to be real, which is the funny part because Robertson has said some extrememly stupid things about gays; it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to see a story like this on AP or Reuters someday. It’s very well-written, must like something you’d find in The Onion.