Attention, trendy Seattle homosexuals (and clueless heterosexuals)!

Turning the collar up on your polo shirt is not sexy!

It does not make you a Real Cool Guy!

It makes you look like a complete twat!

This ugly trend died in the 80’s for a very good reason.  Just because the mannequins at Old Navy and the airbrushed muscledorks in mens’ magazines are doing it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.  Turning your collar up brings bad fashion karma.  It makes people laugh and point.  Stop that!

Thank you.

This has been a public service announcement from the League of Horrified Fashion Observers.

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