Here we go again! Another joke eBay auction, this time featuring runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks’ face on a piece of toast. While it’s a funny poke at the legendary Virgin Mary cheese sandwich, when you read his comments you can see that he’s just another attention whore trying to get in as many newspapers and television interviews as possible. He’s just like the guy who was selling that mystery envelope on eBay a few months ago: “Hey, look at me! I’ve got a funny auction! Everyone pay attention! Call me, interview me, send me emails, make me famous!” I can certainly appreciate a good joke, but come on. This stuff has been done to death…it’s time to come up with something new.
And who wants to bet that a sleazy online casino (Golden Palace comes to mind) will end up buying this thing just for the advertising and exposure? I wouldn’t put it past them. In fact, I’m tempted to think that these bogus auctions are perpetrated by sleazy Bzz Agents. If a casino does win, I’ll be convinced that it’s a shill job. Let’s watch!