When will Fox leave us homos alone? Are they so bored with humiliating straight folks that they now have to turn their sights on us for a cheap ratings boost? Their rumored new gay-themed reality show “Seriously, Dude, I’m Gay” is coming soon (if it hasn’t been killed yet strictly on principle), and it takes exploitation of stereotypes to a seriously fucked-up new level. I think it’s time to start making some angry phone calls.
This is just too stupid for words. This dumbass is actually vowing to destroy a turkey who scratched his precious gas-guzzling SUV. “My vehicle just depreciated quite a bit. But that doesn’t matter. He’ll be in the freezer soon.” Somebody please slap this guy and tell him to grow up, would ya please?
This is just too funny. Beware the pink dinosaur! Who says scientists have no sense of humor?
I sure didn’t hear much about this in the news when it happened: The General Accounting Office classified three videos produced by the Bush administration about new Medicare laws as PROPAGANDA. That’s right! Imagine, propaganda coming from the Bushies! Who knew? Ho-ho!
Here’s a great story about men and eating disorders. People may not believe or admit it, but men do suffer body image anxiety as much as women do. We’re constantly told and shown what “real men” looks like, and how we need to look if we wanna be hot & sexy. This is all defined by companies with a profit to make, of course, but we believe it anyway.
This widely-reported story was a shock, but of course the military defended its actions. We can’t possibly let an Iraqi wedding party slip by without dropping a few bombs and killing some innocents, can we? The cake may have been a BOMB, for crissakes!!
Ahhh, the spirit of the sports world is alive and well in Pleasantville, NJ, where the coaches of a middle-school basketball team lured one of their players to a special awards banquet for a “special award”…which, of course, turned out to be a Crybaby Award, which publicly humiliated him to no end. At least one of these asshole coaches has been fired since this was first reported…I hope they never coach (or teach) anywhere ever again.
So the parents of Spc. Lynndie England, who was photographed posing with abused Iraqi prisoners, deny that their daughter is responsible for any of this. Well, of course they deny it. Some parents can’t imagine that their son or daughter could be such a callous person, but it really does happen. You all have seen the photos…look at her! Cig hanging from her mouth, big stupid grin on her face, hands pointing at prisoners’ crotches…even holding a leash tied to a prisoner’s neck in one shot. Oh yeah, she was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, mmmHmmm. Bullshit. And lack of training is no excuse…you don’t need training to tell when human beings are being abused, tortured, and humiliated.
What is a McMoment and what does it have to do with the end of the show “Friends”? The ad executive who brought us Kodak Moments and the horrific Toys ‘R’ Us theme song is the perfect person to answer that one!
This one looks like it came right out of The Onion, but I swear it’s real. Apparently Steven Seagal has made a public statement that he supports Philippines presidental leader Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Oh, thank God he supports her and not someone else! His opinion counts for so much. Yes, I think this is a lovely candidate for the “Who gives a shit?” file.