Recently I was shocked — SHOCKED — to discover squirrels in my back yard engaging in sinful and unclean activities. Yes, it’s true…these foul animals were fornicating right there in plain sight for all to see. Didn’t they think of the other animals in the area which might have been offended? What about all the birds and raccoons and insects which are easily corrupted by the sight of such deviant behavior? I am truly appalled.
Naturally, I had to take photos.