“Who gives a **** about New York when whales and elephants are dying?”
Words of wisdom from a Boy Band Bonehead.
Cemetery Raises Grave Problem for Airline
So flying over certain cemeteries is deemed unclean, eh? Wow. How do organized religions come up with stuff like this? You practically need an official playbook to keep track of this kind of nonsense. I doubt that flying thousands of feet over an “undesirable” spot of ground is covered in any of their holy texts. Once again, people have taken a belief system and cluttered it with ridiculous rules & regulations.
First Blood: CBS Cans “Danny”
What a shame…but they will only replace this tripe with brand-new tripe, so what’s the diff? The drooling TV-addicted masses will eat it up just the same.
Census Officials Blunt Jedi Campaign
OK, it’s time to start slapping people. And these self-proclaimed “Jedi” twats are first on the list!
Family Left Queasy by Potato Chip Surprise
Police Use Helicopter for Doughnut Run
Oh, ain’t this a hoot and a half?
Man Murders Wife Over ‘Disgusting Coffee’
Lovely. Next time, just go to Starbucks like everyone else!
Copyright: your number’s up
This is an amusing poke at the whole copyright issue…these people will make sure that every time you dial a phone number, you’re accessing a “copyrighted tune”.
DoubleClick Expects to Cut 100 Jobs in 4th Quarter
What? Annoying banner ads on the Web aren’t working like they used to? Why, how tragic. Personally I have WebWasher to thank for removing 98% of the ads from my daily surfing. Thanks, WebWasher!
Toyota, Sony Develop Mood-Sharing Tail-Wagging Car
Why go to all that expense when a single hand gesture can convey your mood to other drivers for free? Not to mention that you don’t need to be “communicating” with your car…you need to be DRIVING IT. Not chatting on the phone, or watching television, or having your sweat levels calculated. Driving.
Young cannabis users ‘could be ruining their sex lives’
This is an interesting story. If you can’t convince teens about the “deadly” nature of pot (it’s not deadly, of course), then tell ’em it’s gonna affect their sex life. That might get their attention…