Holy shit! A burger restaurant named Heart Attack Grill–which advertises to our fattest, most disgusting and depressing citizens (even giving them free food if they weigh over 300 pounds)–has actually KILLED someone with its food. Dead. Right there in the fucking restaurant. Is this awesome or what? It’s like watching the American dream come to life right before our eyes! And how appropriate that Fox News was there on the scene.
LAS VEGAS FOX5 -A man suffered a heart attack at a restaurant known for glorifying bad eating habits. The ‘Heart Attack Grill’ lived up to its name Saturday night.
Amateur video of the man being wheeled out of the restaurant by EMTs was posted to several websites.
“He was having the sweats and shaking,” said ‘Nurse’ Bridgett, who was working at the restaurant when the man in his 40s began experiencing chest pains.
“Doctor” Jon Basso, who opened the infamous restaurant in October, told FOX5 at first he thought it was a joke.
“One of the nurses came back to me and said, ‘Dr. Jon, we’ve got a patient who’s in trouble.’”
The restaurant is known for not holding back on the food it serves. The menu includes items like Flatliner Fries, and Bypass Burgers. A meal can easily exceed 8,000 calories.
The gentleman who suffered the heart attack was in the middle of eating a Triple Bypass burger when he began experiencing the symptoms.
via FOX5 Vegas
OK, OK…maybe it’s not “awesome” that some poor asshole died in this restaurant. But to me the concept is, because that’s the restaurant’s whole marketing shtick. ”C’mon in and die while y’all eat, hyuk-hyuk! No, not really! But maybe!” It’s a horrifying and vastly depressing statement about what we’ve become as Americans. Imagine: some of us are so empty and unfulfilled that we eat ourselves to death. We’re a grotesque, morbidly obese nation and this restaurant is the pinnacle of what a nation of desperate face-stuffers can accomplish.
Have a nice day!