May 302012
 

Another Memorial Day has come and gone.  Usually I avoid the hype and just enjoy my day off, which I did…but I also came across this issue which exploded over the weekend and got everyone’s panties in a tight little bunch.  A commentator on MSNBC questioned America’s practice of calling every dead soldier a “hero”, wondering if such a thing tends to (perhaps unintentionally) glorify war.  And oh, did he get raked over the coals for that!  Imagine:  speaking an opinion, asking a sensitive question, right there for all to hear!  Why, he oughta be burned in effigy!

It’s an interesting question, though, and one I’ve asked myself many times:  does getting killed in the line of duty automatically make you a hero?  Maybe…or maybe not, depending on the circumstances.  What if someone is killed by stepping on a mine while walking down some road in Afghanistan–is that heroic?  His/her family and friends would likely say “Of course it’s heroic, you insensitive asshole!”  But is it really?  I wonder.  How heroic is that compared to, say, a fireman hauling two kids out of a burning building?  Or troops fighting an actual threat to our country rather than a war based on lies and greed for oil?  Are there degrees of heroism in cases like this?  Probably.

Also, some think that simply being in the military automatically makes one a hero–even though joining the military is usually a choice people make.  But if everyone’s a hero, then nobody is.  Know what I mean?  It’s like those wussy parents who don’t want their precious spawn to hear the word “loser” when their team loses a game, because “everyone’s a winner!”  Well, then nobody’s a winner.  So maybe we’re using this term “hero” a little too broadly.

But that’s just my brain blathering questions about stuff.  What do I know?  I’ve never been in the military, so obviously (as someone on Facebook snippily inferred) I’m not entitled to any opinion on the matter.  I don’t claim to have an answer because there really isn’t one, just peoples’ opinions and interpretation of the hero thing.  It’s an interesting discussion, don’t you think?  Too bad you risk being burned at the stake for asking these questions, like this poor guy did–as if the subject can never be discussed, as if nobody can ever pose questions about the military and its effect on our society because the military is beyond question.  That’s not a good road to start down.

Dec 242011
 

This has to be the most utterly ridiculous Christmas photo I’ve seen in ages:  Santa Claus kneeling in front of a soldier’s gun with the American flag waving in the background.  What stinky cesspit of Photoshop hell did this spring from?

Yes, I get the main message:  our soldiers put their lives on the line and should be appreciated.  But bringing god into the mix takes it to a whole new level of crazy.  The group mentioned at the bottom are big on American exceptionalism–which they believe happens directly by the hand of god.  Yeah.  And, naturally, they hate Obama because that’s such a Christian thing to do nowadays.

Sep 222010
 

Well, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” remains alive and well, thanks to the troglodytes in the Senate G.O.P.  Oh, and some Democrats voted against the repeal as well.  Motherfuckers.  But is anyone really surprised?  Voting on Big Gay Issues to the benefit of said gays scares the living hell out of people, especially those on the Right.  Like Roger Ebert tweeted the other day, “GOP against middle class, poor, unemployed, Hispanics, blacks, gays, and the uninsured.  Who’s left?”

The effort to lift the military’s ban on openly gay and lesbian service members had a major setback Tuesday when Senate Democrats failed to win the 60 votes needed to advance a defense bill that included conditional repeal of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell law.

Arkansas Democratic Sens. Blanche Lincoln and Mark Pryor joined all Republicans in opposing the measure. And neither of Maine’s Republican Sens. Susan Collins or Olympia Snowe, who had been the target of a media campaign by Lady Gaga, supported advancing it.

Gay rights advocates, who said they believed today’s vote was the best opportunity in the foreseeable future to achieve a repeal, expressed disappointment at the vote but hope the Senate might still act after the November elections.

“Time is the enemy here,” said Aubrey Sarvis of the Service Members Legal Defense Network, a gay and lesbian advocacy group. “We now have no choice but to look to the lame duck session where we’ll have a slim shot. The Senate absolutely must schedule a vote in December when cooler heads and common sense are more likely to prevail once midterm elections are behind us.”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said he would push for reconsideration of the legislation later this year.

Oh, and get a load of John McCain’s ridiculous swaggering:

Senate Republicans also accused Democrats of advancing the repeal measure and the DREAM Act amendment, which would provide a path to legal status to young illegal immigrants who came to the U.S. before age 15 and complete college or military service, for purely political reasons.

“This is a cynical ploy to try to galvanize and energize their base,” McCain said ahead of the vote.

via ABC News

Cynical?  Bite me, McCain.  This was not a “cynical vote”, but it’s easy to see why people in this country are cynical about ever ending this ridiculous discrimination against men and women who are willing to DIE for this country.

Feb 242010
 

Wow, these jerkoffs can spin ANYthing into an attack on religious freedom.  This has NOTHING to do with the ability of military chaplains to preach to their flocks.

Yes, Weir hasn’t commented on his orientation, the media needs to stay out of his personal life.  No, this is a side effect of being in the public eye, a lot of celebrities and athletes go through this.  The media is basing their accusations on gay stereotypes, this sends the wrong message about LGBT people.

via www.365gay.com

Nov 302006
 

The Army has had its own videogame propaganda recruiting tool for a few years, but now they’ve got one that takes place in the future…complete with weapons and gadgets that may not even exist yet.  Yeah, that makes for a realistic Army experience, mmm-hmmm.  But the best part is that the simulated wars are actually hard to lose.  ”They didn’t want the vulnerabilities programmed in,” says the CEO of the gaming company who created this thing.  That means your weapons always work, the enemies won’t learn and adapt to your attacks, and your team will likely win every battle.  Because, you know, America always wins. Because we have God on our side.  And stuff.

Oct 312006
 

Wow, John Kerry is on a rampage these days.  He recently told a bunch of California students, “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.  If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”  So White House talking asshole Tony Snow (along with every other GOP robot) instantly read from the same Talking Points memo, saying that owes the soldiers an apology, as well as their families, their pets, their neighbors two doors down, and whoever else they could come up with.  Nowhere did they challenge his remarks…they just demanded an apology to the soldiers.  No surprise there.

But that’s not the best part.  Kerry then issued a response which included this wonderful zinger:  “This is the classic GOP playbook.  I’m sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did.  I’m not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium.”  Meee-YOW!  Of course the AP’s headline (“White House spokesman slams Kerry remark”) makes it sound as if the wrist-slapping comments from the White House talking asshole were really hard-hitting.  I think the headline should have been something more along the lines of “John Kerry tears White House spokesman a new poop-chute.”

Aug 112006
 
  • An Army recruiter in Portland thought he had a great new tactic for secretly boosting his enrollment numbers: enlisting the autistic.  Wow, he must have been desperate.  He only enlisted one before he was stopped, but did he honestly think that nobody would find out?  Moron.
  • Gotta love how this story gives us lots of fun ideas as to how someone could blow up a plane using simple household items.  But it’s best to ignore this stuff, since you’re more likely to get struck by a blimp while racing in the Tour de France on a unicycle than get blown up by concealed explosives.  I mean, think of the odds!
  • The fantastic documentary “9|11″ will be airing on CBS soon, and the network actually considered censoring it for language and other stuff, thanks to the hypsersensitive FCC boob-Nazis.  Luckily, no edits will be made, but it’s a shame that “indecency” has to be considered at all when something like this airs.  This film is a snapshot of real life, and it’s very much worth seeing (or renting, so you don’t have to sit through commercials).
  • Here’s a fun thought:  U.S. business practices adopted by the Japanese are literally driving them crazy.  “Larger numbers of temporary staff, a greater willingness to sack people and greater pay disparities are the downside. …People tend to be individualised under the new working patterns. When people worked in teams they were happier.”  Yikes.  Welcome to the asylum…do enjoy your stay.
Jul 262006
 
  • I guess it was only a matter of time before the military started using MySpace to recruit new cogs into the war machine.  Their numbers are down and they’re being shooed off school campuses (campii?), so naturally they’re going to tap the vast wasteland of MySpace for potential recruits. *shudder*
  • o.my.god.  After years of griping and petitioning by fans, Animaniacs is finally-finally-finally on DVD!  I used to love this show, catching it every day after classes when I was in college.  It’s silly, sharp-witted, and often slyly adult with its humor.  The way they rag on Hollywood types is also top-notch.  Narf!
  • James Dobson’s dimwitted asshole-cluster (a.k.a. Focus on the Family) has launched a new gay-hatin’ website featuring the slogan “Dogs aren’t born mooing, and people aren’t born gay.” Dear Mr. Dobson:  putting aside your idiotic analogy (which is too stupid to waste words on), I formally challenge you to turn gay in order to prove that homosexuality it’s all in our heads.  Oh, wait…you can’t?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  So fuck you, Mr. Dobson.  Fuck you right in the ear.
Jul 212006
 

Some poor soul out there got out his digital crayon and scrawled this pathetic prayer chain email to spam all his friends with.  It’s got all the usual “Yay USA!  Screw France!” stuff, with some other nonsense about the ACLU. And, of course, people spammed others with it, unwilling to “break the chain.”  Sigh.  Too bad they didn’t realize that this one’s a hoax and nobody can prove its claims.  Tee hee!

Hoax or not, I’ve seen dozens of others like it.  I’m not as offended by the shmaltzy content as much as the chain letter aspect.  The idea that “breaking the chain” will result in a bad outcome is one of the oldest and stupidest junk-mail hoaxes ever, and it’s even more moronic in email form.  It’s like those things you were handed by some kid in high school: “Pass this around! Don’t break the chain or you’ll end up like Mrs. Pitlick of Dillhole, KY who ignored this letter and was killed in her own bed during a freak accident involving a blimp and some monkeys.”

Feh.  This kind of patrio-religious dildonics reminds me of how Chuck Palahniuk referred to prayer chains in one of his books:  “A spiritual pyramid scheme.  As if you can gang up on God.  Bully him around.”

Mar 292006
 

25,000 evangelical Christian teens invaded San Francisco last weekend to take a stand against the evils of pop culture.  Has pop culture become more wholesome and pure as a result?  Have they all deleted their myspace.com accounts, disconnected from the Net, and stopped watching T.V.?  I think I know the answer to that one.

What I find amusing is that Christians can’t seem to congregate in large numbers without a military theme.  The event was called “Battle Cry for a Generation” and there was a lot of talk about how they were fighting a war against pop culture terrorism and other peepeecaca.  Why does everything have to be war and battle and end-times apocalypse with these people?  Whatever happened to service, humility, worship, and compassion?   Maybe it was in there somewhere, buried under all the fiery speeches and roaring crowds and loud music.  Oh, and some “waved triangular red flags flown from long, medieval-looking poles.”  This whole thing is very scary to me, and the people of S.F. sounded pretty freaked out about it too. The power of persuasion is very strong in that kind of setting, especially with thousands of impressionable teens as the audience.  Cre-e-e-e-py.