Nov 302010
 

Wow, what a packed couple of weeks.  First we spent a weekend in Portland with a couple of friends, goofing off and seeing Robyn perform.  We’ve been to Portland before, but this time we learned a few new things:

  • Avoid the restaurant Afrique at all costs.  The service sucks and the food is subpar.  (The only thing worth ordering are the drinks.  Try the Chai martini thing, it’s amazing.  Then get the fuck outta there.)
  • Do go to the BBQ joint down the street from Afrique.  Excellent service, and food is actually served to you.  Brilliant!
  • People in Portland go absolutely apeshit for Voodoo Doughnut.  We stood in line for over an hour in the freezing wind for some.  They were pretty good as donuts go, not sure if the wait was worth it but you can be sure I scarfed them down after the Robyn show.  Ya can’t beat flavors like Bacon Maple and Triple Chocolate Penetration.
  • Portland has a really large, funky outdoor market on the weekends.  It kinda puts Seattle’s Fremont market to shame.
  • People there (at least the ones we ran into) are more friendly and chatty towards strangers than Seattle folks.  But everyone knows that!

One other thing that happened:  our train ride back to Seattle was stopped just south of Tukwila.  Apparently someone was killed on the tracks by an outbound train from Seattle, so they had to stop ALL trains on all tracks while they investigated.  So for THREE HOURS we sat on our asses, bored to death (though we made use of the iPad and other gadgets).  Every once in a while some guy would get on the intercom and say in a thick Russian accent things like “There is nothing we can do.  The person on the tracks is…beyond help.  Thank you for your patience.  This kind of thing happens a lot, it can happen anywhere, even in a car.  The crew on the other train has been replaced and we will keep you updated.”  Ohhhhhkayyyy….

The following week (and all weekend) was spent downtown in a hotel room during Critter’s family reunion/Thanksgiving gathering.  Not much time for blogging, just eating and shmoozing.  We had a great time, though.  His family are a fun and interesting lot.

Anyway, I’ve uploaded a video montage from the Robyn show to YouTube.  You can watch it in HD and full-screen by going to the video page and clicking the appropriate settings.  I also took some photos if you wanna see more…  It was a fantastic show–the crowd was really into it and she had great energy, so we had a blast.

Sep 042010
 

Our second Cyndi show was Thursday night at Woodland Park Zoo, they do this thing called Zootunes which is kind of a mixed bag–unless you get there super early to stake out a spot, you’re never sure where you might end up.  The first time I went to one of those, it was to see They Might Be Giants and we were super far away.  The sound was OK, but I could barely see them!  This time, we got VIP tickets which means we were located right in the center, though not right up front.  But we got our own parking lot, a meal, and nice chairs to sit in, so it was pretty nice.  Plus, a great view!  A bit further from the stage than I was hoping for, but nobody was blocking our view.  So I just zoomed in as far as I could with my little camera to see what I could get.  The pics turned out pretty good, considering the distance (thank you, 12x optical zoom!).

Check out her Sideshow Bob wig!  Crazy…  View the photo gallery for more!

Sep 022010
 

Here are some photos from last weekend’s show in Reno.  Because of our distance from the stage and the often subdued lighting, some of the photos were pretty noisy so I had to clean them up a little.  That’s why some look a little “soft.”  (I used my pocket camera with the 12x optical zoom, which lets me get in close but there’s still the JPG compression which can get ugly in bad lighting.)  Several jerks in the front row were sticking their flashing cameras in her face, and she scolded them which put a stop to it.  Why are people such inconsiderate twats like that?  Do they think an artists wants a bunch of blinding flashes in their face all through a show?

I’m normally very skeptical of white people singing the blues…  George Carlin put it best:  “What the fuck do white people have to be blue about?  …White people oughta understand that their job is to give people the blues, not to get them!”  But Cyndi Lauper really gets it–she grew up listening to the blues, all her music has been influenced with the blues, she’s worked with many blues artists, she’s wanted to do a blues album for years and years but her labels wouldn’t let her…so now she’s doing it and touring and topping the blues charts (#1 for nine straight weeks so far).  She’s even touring with some famous blues artists, though I couldn’t tell you their names ’cause I have no idea who they are, being a lily-white honky mofo myself.  But they’re damn good and they made our trip to Reno worth it.

She’s also playing in Seattle tonight, so we’re going to that as well…I’ll try and get some photos there, too!

Oct 292008
 

From last week’s show in Phoenix…  They’re not my best because they were taken with my cellphone, but some are pretty good.  Critter traded up our tickets from the 12th row to the 2nd, so we had a great view!  So check out the photo gallery for the best ones. I was very impressed with Tina’s performance.  So much energy and class!  This woman has had such a huge career both in the U.S. and in Europe–actually even more in Europe–and seeing this living legend do her thing right in front of us was a treat.  The James Bond bit was unexpected since “Goldeneye” was so long ago, but it was good cheesy fun.  And when she ran around on that giant mechanical catwalk which rotated out over the heads of the audience during “Nutbush City Limits”…wow.  I know she’s been doing that for years, but still!  The bitch is awesome. Tomorrow night we see another diva:  Madonna.  I’m a little “meh” about it because I think she’s lost some of her appeal since her Confessions tour.  Plus I’m not so hot on her latest album since most of the songs have the same predictable Timbaland sound–all the beats sond the same, and I don’t buy the hip-hop slant at all.  But we’ll still enjoy the show I’m sure. :)

Oct 232008
 

Tonight we’re headed down to Phoenix to catch a Tina Turner show on Friday.  I’ve never seen her but Critter’s seen her about a dozen times and loves her to death, so it’ll be fun.  Plus, the woman is 68 years old and still rockin’ out like she’s 28.  Gotta admire that. We’re calling it “The Frozen Peas Tour” because of her appearance on this year’s Grammys.  Brrrr, it must have been cold on that stage!

Jul 072008
 

Last week we went to the True Colors show here in Seattle, and it was a blast as expected.  Nona Hendryx, Joan Armatrading, The B-52s, and Cyndi Lauper each played a set, with stand-up comedy bits in between by Carson Kressley and Rosie O’Donnell.  Critter got us VIP tickets which included meeting Cyndi and getting a photo with her before the show, something he’s wanted to do for many years.  He told her how much she meant to him and thanked her for being such a big part of his life.  When he said goodbye and walked away from her after the photo, something about his expression must have caught her attention because she paused, then called him back.  She said, “Is this what you need?” and gave him a big hug…it was the sweetest thing ever.  He was walking on air after that!  He fared much better than I did!  I shook her hand and said “Hi” or something lame like that, then my mind completely blanked out as they took our photo.  I wanted to say something but they rush people through these things and I blew it.  I think I thanked her, I’m not sure…all I know is that it’s one of the absolute worst photos ever taken of me, but at least she looked good!  The most important part was that Critter got to have his moment with her, and that makes me happy.

Photographically speaking, I had very lucky break this time around.  Last year our friend Nate interviewed Steve Gaboury, keyboardist for Cyndi Lauper (and a zillion other artists over the years), for an article in Mix Magazine.  Just for fun he showed Steve my photos of Cyndi from the True Colors show in Hollywood, some of which also happened to show Steve in the background.  Well, he ended up liking the photos and requesting copies, and somehow Cyndi and her manager ended up seeing them as well.  A few months later, Nate got back in touch with Steve and asked if he could score Critter and I some backstage passes or something, because the show was coming to Seattle and we were definitely going.  We didn’t ask him to do this, he just did it because he knew what a fan Critter is and how much I love to snap pics at shows.  What a guy, eh?  So he put us in touch with Steve, who eventually arranged for two all-access passes and one press pass for photos.

I was floored!  I’m not a professional photographer, but I’ve taken my share of concert shots and usually have pretty good results, even with my little pocket camera (which is all most venues allow).  I really enjoy doing it, and this was a great chance to get some shots with my higher-quality digital SLR that wouldn’t have been possible without a press pass.  So I thanked Steve profusely for doing such a nice thing (for two total strangers!), and then I started to get a little nervous.  Here was a rare opportunity to shoot these bands freely, but concert photography is tricky and I’ve never had access to “the pit” before, much less been allowed to bring my good camera to such a big show.  I only had a couple of days but I gave myself a crash course in “credentialed” concert photography:  dos and don’ts, the best camera settings, what’s normally allowed from the pit, what to do if the security people give you a hard time, etc.  Thank you, Google.

I was flying blind in several ways, but it ended up being a lot of fun.  I was able to approach the stage (with the press badge stuck to my arm) and snap away without fear of a bouncer getting on my case, which was really nice.  However, before the show I was informed that the B-52s and Cyndi Lauper couldn’t be shot from the pit like the others–they could only be shot from way back at the soundboard, dozens of rows away!  This meant that I would have had to use my big telephoto lens, which I didn’t bring because I didn’t think I would need it.  This rule is intended for photographers shooting for publications who don’t actually have a ticket to the show, but luckily we did have tickets, right there front and center, so I was able to sit there and snap away like crazy.  At first I was a little leery because the security people were watching everyone like hawks, but I started snapping anyway and they didn’t seem to care.  Turns out they were more concerned about crazed fans getting out of hand than some dork in the front row with a camera.  Another lucky break!

After the show, we wandered around backstage and ended up standing outside the door of a room where all the people from the various bands were having a private birthday party for Fred Schneider of the B-52s.  Once in a while the door would open and we’d see someone like Margaret Cho or Cyndi.  Carson Kressley was walking around goofing off with people, and eventually Kate Pierson (also of the B-52s) wandered out and began visiting with a group which was apparently family.  (Onstage she looks fairly tall, but in person she’s so tiny!  We both wanted to meet her but didn’t want to be rude.)  At some point Steve wandered out and we flagged him down to say hello, and he stopped for a few minutes to chat.  He’s a genuinely nice guy, very easygoing and friendly (I’m not just saying that because of the passes!), and he talked to us about various artists he’s worked with and other things.  He was glad we had fun and even suggested that he could have gotten me onstage for photos if he had thought of it beforehand, but that might have been a bit too much pressure for me!  Or maybe not, who knows.  But it was a great little visit and I’m glad we got back there to meet him.

I ended up taking 1500 photos that night (thanks to Burst Mode), many of which ended up being tossed because they sucked.  But I did get some good ones after all, and they’re now online in my Music Galleries.  Many were probably lucky shots, and they’re not quite as fancy as what the pros get with their big expensive lenses, but they’re some of the best I’ve ever taken.

Mar 152008
 

Leslie & the Lys returned to Seattle, this time taking over Neumos which is somewhat divey but quite a step up from last year’s show at the shithole dump El Corazon.

Words simply can’t describe a Leslie Hall show…you just have to see one for yourself, and if you can’t do that, watch some videos.  I’ve posted two from Tuesday’s show:  Part 1 (9 minutes) is a montage of clips from her various songs plus some silly banter, and Part 2 (4 minutes) shows two gem-sweatered girls being anointed in one of Leslie’s hilarious onstage ceremonies.  If you liberate a fabulous gem sweater from the fate of thrift-shop abandonment, bring it to one of her shows.  Chances are it will not only be christened with a name she makes up on the spot, but you’ll walk out with a signed “certificate of authenticity” and a slight dizzy feeling from being hip-slammed in the head by Leslie while you were kneeling.  If all that makes no sense at all, watch Part 2 and you’ll understand completely…the 2nd girl really gets it.  It’s a riot!

I also took photos of the t-shirt and other knicknacks I bought afterwards, which you can see in the video gallery.  It’s one of the best concert shirts I’ve ever seen…not bad for a $10 show!  If she’s headed to your area, make an effort to go.  Her show is fairly short, usually an hour or so, but it’s totally worth it just for the bizarre spectacle.  I think she’s a genius. :)

Feb 262008
 

Yesterday I noticed that Thomas Dolby’s live album The Sole Inhabitant is now available on Amazon as a MP3 download for only 7 bucks.  These are free of copy protection, unlike what iTunes sells, so you can do with them what you wish.  (I’ve stopped using iTunes for digital music shopping, unless it’s the only shop that carries what I’m looking for.  I love what Amazon is doing with their MP3 store.)

So I quickly snapped the album up and have been loving it.  These songs take me back not only to my teen-ish years when his albums helped shape my musical tastes, but it also reminds me how much fun it was seeing him perform in 2006 (which I gushed about), which is the tour these songs came from.  The music ranges from high-concept to cheeky fun, and though he’s got enough equipment to create any sound he wishes, he made sure it retained its 80′s synthpop flavor while still sounding “retrofitted” for today.  That synthpop sound that he helped pioneer is now popular again, so it’s only fitting.  When listening to it I’m still so impressed that he performed it all himself, even though I watched him do it…he didn’t just press a button and let his Mac do all the work, either, he actually played it all (obviously some looping was done).  It makes my inner nerd proud!  So if you’re a Dolby fan, grab these tracks pronto.  He’s also got a concert DVD, not sure if it’s the same performance but it’s from the same tour.  It’s next on my list. :)

P.S.:  Critter told me the other day that Jill Scott’s website had linked to my YouTube videos from the Seattle show.  How cool!  Ahhh, the magic of Teh Internets™.