So you went out to a couple of clubs with your man, drank a few Screwdrivers and a shot (or two) of Goldschlager, then danced like a happy idiot in front of a group of stunned-yet-equally-as-drunk onlookers. Then you both came home, smelling like the lungs of a chainsmoker, fried up a couple of veggie burgers, and sat on the couch in your underwear watching “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” until 4am. Finally you go to bed, only to wake up many hours later still stinking like an airport ashtray and feeling too crunchy to make coffee. (Hmmm, why is all this starting to sound familiar? I just can’t imagine.) What do you do?? Why, you jump in the shower and break out the caffeinated soap! That’s right, your skin will absorb about 200mg of caffeine (per shower), jumpstarting your brain enough to make you feel somewhat human again. I must admit that I haven’t tried it yet, but it’s in my shopping cart at this very moment…..