Dodgers fans can stuff it

Wow, this is fascinating:  the folks at Dodger Stadium have just converted the entire right-field pavilion into an all-you-can-gorge section.  Along with a jacked-up ticket price, it guarantees that you’ll be able to sit back and shovel unlimited amounts of frank-shaped processed entrails, grease-infused potato shavings, and carbonated liquid candy right into your drooling, gaping maw.  And you won’t have to feel guilty, ’cause this is America and baseball is the all-American sport!  It’s truly a Golden Age, don’t you agree?

Personally, I like to think about all those clogged arteries hemorrhaging at the same time.  Hopefully during a game.  While the Dodgers are losing.  Hell, I might even tune in for that one…